ACM Awards - Part 3 Y'all!!!

Now Blake Shelton is introducing Luke Bryan and doing a fake bad intro. I'm surprised he didn't pull a Travolta and call him Adele Dazeem. It's funny how when the cameras cut to the girls in the audience singing along, it's always at a part of the song they don't know or get wrong. Aww, bless they hearts. HOOTIE SIGHTING! Nice enough little song.

Now, Florida/Georgia Line are presenting best new artist. Will it be no hat, cowboy hat, or backwards baseball cap. Based on the little video snippets of them, I'm rooting for no hat. But the winner is...HAT!! His name is Justin Moore. Based on the performances, he was the most generic. WOW, he's a tony little man, no wonder he wears the height. He did joke that he thought there was a height requirement for the award. He's from Arkansas, just like my Daddy! So, cool for him. But he's crying. No, just don't.

Now Jason Aldean comes out. He's in all black, black hat too. All I know of him is he sang with Kelly Clarkson and TMZ caught him making out with some former American Idol contestant, while he was married. He's no longer married. Now Daft Punk is out to present single of the year. Nah, just kidding, it's Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton in a joke I saw coming from a mile away. I've actually heard of all these songs for single of the year. I'm rooting for Mama's Broken Heart because it was just fun. The winner is Mama's Broken Heart! I thought it'd be that Tim McGraw one. Miranda looks great, not because she's lost weight, but because she's dressing her size. I never thought she was big just wearing the wrong size. Actually, now, she looks a little TOO skinny. Eat you a sandwich girl!

Now Blake is introducing his wife Miranda Lambert singing a song called Automatic. Apparently she's been at Michael's or Hobby Lobby because she bedazzled the heck out that microphone. I think the mugged Judy Jetson for those boots though. That one audience member they showed looks like what I think Hilary Duff would look like if she didn't have those horse teeth veneers put in. I have heard this song before too. Not a bad song. It's about how things these days are too fast paced and we don't enjoy the slower paced things in life. Nice of fat bearded man in the audience to clap while holding & not spilling his beer. God forbid you put it down for a moment. Such a gentleman. As Ouiser said in Steel Magnolias said "I bet he even takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it".

Now Olivia Munn & Aaron Rodgers, a great country pairing, present song of the year. Wagon Wheel is a nominee which means Bob Dylan got an ACM nomination. But Lee Brice wins for I Drive Your Truck, about a man who's brother was killed in the war. 2 of the 3 writers of the song are women. Cool.

Well, let's make that a wrap. Final hour coming up!