ACM Awards - Part 4 Y'all!!!!

Part Final aka Part 4 opens with Tim McGraw sitting on a stool wearing what looks like a black straw hat and singing into a leftover prop microphone from that Great Gatsby movie I didn't like. Then Faith saunters out in a slinky gown, but she looks and sounds better than she has in a while. Good for her.

Meanwhile, Blake Shelton heads over to Mandalay Bay where they relegated Florida/Georgia Line, who are performing with Luke Bryan. It sounds like it'll be a country frat party. Looks it too. Oh look, flames. Oh look again, bike tricks and a big rig on the video screen. Are they trying to kinda rap? Bless they hearts. I've used that in at least 3 posts now. I should have done it in all 4. Dang it!

Carrie isn't performing? What's that about? No, I don't like her and thought her acting in Sound of Music was more stiff than an overstarched dress shirt, but people love her. Jason Aldean wins. Dude, why can't we see your eyes? You been puffin with Eric Church & Willie Nelson? Now, Toby Keith! Wow, he's still around too? Ooh, fireworks! Last time I saw him he was singing about Red Solo Cups. Is that Chaz Bono sitting next to Keith Urban? Kinda looked like him. Glad one of the backup singers for Toby has a tambourine, because Stevie Nicks didn't have hers. Dear goob cheesing and grinning at the camera, don't just don't. You look like a dbag. Drunk girl in the audience then stands up to dance at the end of the song. A little late, but thanks for playing.

Now, George Strait and Jerry Jones. They are announcing the 50th Anniversary of the ACMs and it'll be at Jerry World in Dallas. Good to know someone will be winning something that matters there. Haha. Now, ET host Nancy O'Dell and David Nail (no clue) are presenting vocal group. Wow, he's awkward. Not sure what happened to the rest of her dress, but she should get a refund. Vocal group of the year is The Band Perry. If I Die Young, I want hair like them. Now, Jewel is out in a shiny dress and shiny lips to tell about the ACM Charity. Now, Hunter Hayes, the clean cut country Bieber, is performing his song Invisible about being bullied, hungry, alone, etc. It's a great idea, but it plays like a very special episode of an 80s sitcom than an actual song. But Merle clapped, and that's all that matters.

WooHoo, my girl Trisha Yearwood is presenting Female Vocalist. She's won it twice. If you haven't watched her Food Network show, please do, it's great. Miranda Lambert wins female vocalist. Not a shock. The women who didn't win, at least 2 of them didn't look too thrilled. Oh well, sorry Carrie. Now Hootie & Lady A singing a song Bob Dylan wrote. I can't make this stuff up. Folks are eating this up. Lord, Taylor Swift is doing the awkward white girl dancing to the song, like she does to all song at all awards shows. I kinda like & expect it now. And now, Hootie, aka Darius Rucker presents Album of the Year to Kacey Musgraves. I've heard she's a unique and super talented woman. Good for her. Why is there only one solo female performing at the ACMs tonight?

Now, Mr. Trisha Yearwood, aka Garth Brooks is introducing Miranda Lambert & George Strait in tribute to Crystal Milestone recipient (whatever that is) Merle Haggard. It was a bit rushed. I guess more faux country artists need to perform? Nice performance by Miranda and George and short speech from Merle. Apparently, Rascal Flatts is performing? Why? They weren't nominated and their lead singer annoys me. Good grief, I stop listening and it all goes to crap :(

So here's Rascal Flatts. That lead singer is just so completely annoying. He's added stupid movements to his added weight. He changed his stage name to LeVox because it means "The Voice". No, just no. Now, two real artists, Dierks Bentley and Sheryl Crow. Good job. Now, 2 great country artists to present Entertainer of the Year: Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J. And the winner is...George Strait!! Thankfully they got something right! He totally just left Miranda Lambert hanging. I think he's shocked. Good for him. He's one of the best of all time and is still real country!!

Well, kids, that's it for tonight. I hope y'all enjoyed it. I delayed watching the season premiere of Game of Thrones for y'all. If you didn't like it, well, tough. Have a great night and a great week. Be blessed :)